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I am on formspring.me. its fun. It allows me to interact anonymously with my fanbase because in my head, I am very important. Here is ONE of my favorite Q/A sessions.

Now, we follow your tweets, read your Facebook updates, and even tune into your blog, Whachutalmbout. Readers have noticed a common denominator in all aspects that is K_Rok: an air of confidence. Would being a college graduate constitute to this persona?

hell to the yea. you know how black folk get when you give them a lil sumn sumn. im proud as fuck about my degree and baybeh, i wasnt eem tryna do dis, i was an officer in an extracurricular club, i frequented the deans list, i was one of 12 students from my department that got hand selected to study abroad and i was a team leader for a project that went on to win an academic achievement award by a professional association in my field (APA) and if i had a job, you wouldnt be able to tell me nuthin. i think part of the reason im so proud of my self and i exude such confidence is because a lot of black men get side tracked or think the only way we can make it is by gettin chose for a team or rappin and i feel like im proof as well as an expuhrashun(inspiration, yall know i slip into buffie mode apropos nothing) other young black men that they dont have to have talents on the mic or on the field because i didnt have either one and at the end of the day, i know ill be ok. i should volunteer at a boys and girls club or something after that speech. lol.

side bar: im glad people read my blog though. i swear ima start writing in it again.

on a #mepersonally tip, i didnt really think i came across as that confident though… just like regular confident. do i think im smarter than people: yes, but thats just my opinion and ive never mouthed the words, im smarter than you before. lol(i dont think). i think going to college and doing the undergraduate really helped me shape the way i view things and it helped me to define who i am as an individual. im not the same man i was when i started college and i feel glad about that because im evolving. i wouldnt want to be the same person over the course of my entire life because quite frankly, shit gets old and i read in a book “if you do what you always did, youll get what you always got” and that kind of resonated with me ever since i read it. im tryna think of how im gonna word this next segment to make sense: i feel like ive always been normal confident. if i didnt go to college and just got some mediocre job somewhere that allowed me to pay the bills on time and what not i think confidence would still be an element to my personality. however now that ive done college i can look back and say that, with my life experiences that college has provided me, i can say that i should have been a totally different person. now that i went to college, i think i can say that if i didnt go to college, i would be downright depressed and my tweets and facebook status updates would have been the ones that you hide or unfollow or whatever because id be bringing everyone down with my somber updates. if i didnt go to college, i wouldnt have known better so i woulda been happy with good enough as opposed to striving for excellence. i know this is a long drawn out explanation but i just hope it makes sense because my mind move quicker than my fingers. by the way whoever wrote this used impeccable punctuation. i mean its really basic shit but youd be surprised at how many people dont know to offset thoughts, that sentences can do without, with a comma. i mean i dont always do it for informal communication but best believe my cover letters be on point.

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I live in a pretty nice apartment complex that I was lucky to even get in on because of a special. With that said, I expect certain things from my complex. No one to be parked in my stall when I creep in, all appliances to be in excellent working order, when I make a work order for something I expect for it to be processed immediately, so on and so forth. Most things are ok however there is one thing about my apartment complex that I can NOT stand. My neighbors.

Dont get me wrong, all of my neighbors are not trifelin but the ones who live directly above me are nothing short of uncouth. This is my first time living on the first floor (i was on the second floor prior to this arrangement) and I was gassed about living on the first floor because only first floor apartments have hardwood floors. Another reason I was excited about living on the first floor is because i like to exercise at home me jump-roping, kick boxing etc was not what was poppin on the second floor and at my last spot, the neighbors that lived below me would call maintenance quicker than I could say “I was jes plehn.” So I take advantage of living on the first floor because only thing that lives below me is the devil and I dont gibba fidduck abidout disturbing him because #weoffthat but it seems like my neighbors above me dont give a fidduck abidout the sleep that I be tryna get. All into the night they got beer pong jumpin off, obstacle courses, musical chairs, I mean EVERYTHING. This has to come to an end and when I get a full time paying gig, IT WILL. The neighbors are gonna know my name because I’m going up there personally on a “yall need to keep that shit at a dull roar” tip.

Until then, Ill be in the gym in case shit pops off and I have to call Mama Tina, Solange and Daniel nem. Yall know they keeps it real greasy (usually when it comes to Tina’s first born though) I figure hell, I never made fun of Beyonce so I’m practically like family and you know me and Sola… well, its complicated but you know. Anyways Ill keep the two of you who be checkin for me tuned in.

Recently, I was on http://www.theybf.com and off to the right of the page I saw “Pamela Anderson Xplicit video”. Naturally, I clicked on it because they had a picture of a bword lifting up tittie and covering nipple with hand like so Image and video hosting by TinyPic

The video I saw was much better than I had imagined it to be and with that said, I will no longer eat KFC.

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-@k_rokadocious

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